FIRST SEMI-FINAL LIVE starts in 15 min.
livestream here:
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We watch and discuss the political implications and consequences of the world’s largest, greatest and gayest song contest ITT.
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https://eurovision.tv/
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/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
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LINEUP Semi-final 1
15 songs will be performed, but only 10 will qualify for Saturday's Grand Final
1 Cyprus, Liar -Silia Kapsis
2 Serbia, Ramonda, Teya Dora
3 Lithuania, Luktelk Silvester Belt
4 Ireland, Doomsday Blue Bambie Thug
commercial break
5 United Kingdom, Dizzy Olly Alexander*
6 Ukraine, Teresa & Maria alyona alyona & Jerry Heil
7 Poland, The Tower Luna
8 Croatia, Rim Tim Tagi Dim Baby Lasagna
9 Iceland, Scared of Heights Hera Björk
commercial break
10 Germany, Always on the Run Isaak*
11 Slovenia, Veronika Raiven
12 Finland, No Rules! Windows95man
13 Moldova, In the Middle Natalia Barbu
14 Sweden, Unforgettable Marcus & Martinus*
15 Azerbaijan, Özünlə Apar Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatov
16 Australia, One Milkali (One Blood) Electric Fields
17 Portugal, Grito Iolanda
18 Luxembourg, Fighter Tali
*NOTE; the United Kingdom, Germany and Sweden are pre-qualified for the final … they will preform, but are not in tonight’s competition.
CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - Liar is up first.
https://youtu.be/8q5QozrtEPA
https://eurovision.tv/participant/silia-kapsis-2024
only imbeciles and degenerates watch this crap
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>>467370653
Daily reminder to jannies and ameriturds that Eurovision is 4chan tradition
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>>467371028
Amerimuts can't stop getting owned
>>467370653
don't care, boycott.
nuke europe.
SERBIA, TeYa Dora - Ramona
https://youtu.be/tJyBVRBiyKA
https://eurovision.tv/participant/teya-dora-2024
Is second up
>>467370653
I hope that Spain gets 0 points. The song of this year is awful
I live for this
Always have always will simple as
>>467370653
Nobody votes for us I don't even know why we enter.
>>467371579
can you blame them. you only ever enter shit
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SHOW HAS BEGUN.
https://www.youtube.com/live/dB5DuvK5UQU
Hot sexy.
>>467370653
Thread is dead shame. Pol is dead
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Malin Akerman and Petra Mede are the hosts.
EVERYONE CAN VOTE (even non participating countries)
https://eurovision.tv/vote
https://www.esc.vote/
>>467372422
Probably because it's gay as fuck.
>>467373258
Eurovision threads always reach bump limit on pol retard
>>467372185
That's bollocks it's all political voting we hadn't a hope when all the Slavic countries joined
>>467372873
sexless, shapeless, androgynous suits so they do not offend their muslim occupiers
>>467373549
they look like dykes, so I doubt they would have worn something sexy anyways.
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SERBIA up now >>467371355
with a quieter one..
>>467373447
Only because you suck. Just look at the Serbian song atm, they are not a threat to actual musically talented countries.
>>467373632
It started of good but went into meh
LITHUANIA - Silvester Belt, Luktelk
https://youtu.be/OrL668EQRu0
https://eurovision.tv/participant/silvester-belt-2024
is this the active thread?
singing in your own language should be mandatory
>>467373738
Kek! It started of with sounds of Yohio's heartbreak hotel. But the bass is quite groovy
>>467373686
Everyone here knows it's countries voting for their neighbours most Irish people think we shouldn't even bother with it anymore.
>>467370653
why is this contest just satan larping half the time and gay the other half, is EU really that fucked and im irish but i have no interest in the contest anymore specially when (((the 5 big ones))) get a free pass, the contest is rigged to all hell too so fuck it
>>467373867
I hated this song at first, now it is aight.
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Sylvester rocks the broccoli head.
>>467373962
Okay stop complaining you sound gay
Remember to vote Norway.
A vote for Gåte is a vote for White Power.
IRELAND - Barbie Thug, Doomsday Blue
https://youtu.be/ZGRXRrlIspY
https://eurovision.tv/participant/bambie-thug-2024
Goth chick also has a good cranberries cover.
>>467373962
Yeah same here. I'd love to send father Ted's song to Eurovision for the laugh
>>467374155
The brave nonbinary representation.
>>467373918
Well, try having better songs, just look at this shit. Are you even trying?
>>467374158
Wtf I looked at the TV for a few second and some satanic Irish bitxh was on
>>467374158
>>467374239
Parts of it is good, needs improvement tough. Getting too many different vibes
>>467374341
What a stunning and brave trans bikini
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she will make many Wiccan babies and bring the snakes back to Ireland.
>>467374158
Jesus Christ irishbros. What the fuck are you doing?
>>467374113
this. I did not understand a word, but song felt very White and European so to speak.
>>467374239
Why are you telling me, this is what I would send to Eurovision
https://youtu.be/EeQid6uCsG4?si=vwTe2lmZp2zv8HNY
why do people watch this virtue signaling faggot shit? none of the songs are even good lol
>>467370653
Oh fuck i just looked up the UK entry a gay song about gay sex, cool. I see were gunning for a 'nil poi' this year.
UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander, Dizzy
https://youtu.be/mvs92WfR8lM
https://eurovision.tv/participant/olly-alexander-2024
>>467374473
it's over bro, just compared this to our beautiful 2006 entry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BzFlczwSf8&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest
EUROVISION LIVE STREAM HERE
https://www.robotstreamer.com/robot/8250
>>467374497
They straight up took a medieval ballad for the lyrics. They're great.
>>467370653
> Eurovision Song contest
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
GAY
> Gay
G A Y
>only place a female is safe alone
Hope you get mauled by a bear bitch
>>467370653
is anyone still watching this nigger loving faggot ass garbage?
>>467374496
besides the tranny shit which i honestly didnt notice until this post her performance was class. defintely ging through to final
>>467374722
She's not alone if she's with a bear?
is this how average europeans are? any euroanons can confirm?
>>467374709
Just wait until you see the UK performance.
*note he gets an automatic bye to the finals.
>>467374559
Sometimes there are good artists like Daði Freyr. Mostly the UK watches it ironically. I think the Euro's actually like it.
>>467374823
I think it's just Swedes, we are for some reason the most leftist and faggy, must be something in the water
>>467374777
It's quite the spectacle, like the 4th of juli in american land.
>>467374789
Roasties were asked if they prefered to encounter a man or a bear when walking alone in the woods and they choose the beer cause they can't into logic
>>467374093
>this place is gay
>whatya gay?
sound logic here
>>467374156
that wud be cracker i reckon it do well too lol
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It’s like the Simpson’s steel mill gag.
>>467374868
Its basically a faggot contest
Euovision song contest
More like talmudvision anal sex contest
>>467374421
>ireland a zippertits
>Uk a fag
Are they competing to be most degenerate?
UKRAINE - alyona alyona & Jerry Heil, Teresa & Marie
https://youtu.be/k_8cNbF8FLI
https://eurovision.tv/participant/alyona-alyona-and-jerry-heil-2024
>>467375202
I'm sad we can't get nil poi'd because the judges will give it lot's of points in their new stupid system.
this is the first one that sounds remotely decent
>>467375163
I would send him over for the laugh, we'd end up with the same number of votes we'd get if we busted our arse off trying.
>>467375439
They could have left out the nigger part
>>467375126
Neither is being alone. And they are right. If I knew a man or a bear was out to kill me I would prefer a bear. I could just you know move to the next town over and the bear will never get me, a man can look up my legal adress and follow me.
>>467374155
>Robinson practices neopagan witchcraft, particularly sigil and manifestation magic.[12] They have also stated to have done blood magic during their period, stating that it is "an offering of your own blood onto a spout and it's also really good for your skin".[34] Witchcraft has had a major influence on Robinson's music; numerous spells and hexes are included in various songs, with Robinson making their own sigil as their own official logo.[13][34]
WTF
POLAND - Luna , The Tower
https://youtu.be/IhvDkF9XZx0
https://eurovision.tv/participant/luna-2024
>>467375623
Don't be a bigot. It's her expression of her identity and it is everything.
>>467375497
Nigger you are beyond retarded
>le men are bad joke on eurovision
is related to
>retarded women choosing to run into a bear in the woods than a random man cause they can't into probability and logic
And it's not a man who's out to kill them you fucking retard it's just a random guy also out walking in the woods.
Roasties are retarded though and thinks that every man is out to rape and kill them
>>467374709
GAY
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
G A Y
>>467375623
good. let her manifest me a fuckin sandwich
CROATIA- Baby Lasagna, Rim Tim Tagi Dim
https://youtu.be/xTBrVNZtny
https://eurovision.tv/participant/baby-lasagna-2024
Apparently an betting odds favourite
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>>467374788
>her performance was class
It's xir chud.
Xer will lose points because the accompanying male dancer was not a nigger
>>467376028
I like it well enough. Fun song.
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>>467373738
Arent they all gayboys? I mean since 15 years ago thats kinda mandatory, i know when they pick a song to send in Serbia 50% of
professional jury are some gay music producers...
>>467376134
Not diverse and inclusive enough. Jury won't have it.
>>467376169
>professional jury are some gay music producers...
and eggless women so pretty much same here
>>467375583
I gotta give it to Ukraine, that performance was epic, ironically she looked like the motherland statue in Volgograd . Shaky cam fat bitch was hilarious though. Croatia was great too.
>>467376337
>Jury won't have it.
of course they won't, but it is high up in /pol/s ranking
ICELAND - Hera Björk, scared of heights
https://youtu.be/OouUsCZ3xkM
https://eurovision.tv/participant/hera-bjork-2024
>>467375860
The question they are asking is if a man or a bear is out to kill you, which one would you prefer? Only a fucking retard would choose a bear. One of the animals can literally destroy the world and travel to other celestial bodies, the other one is on the brink of fucking extinction because of merely fucking unintentional neglect of the superior species. No animal that has ever existed can even hope compete with the power of men.
On a scale of 1-10, how Jewish and rigged is this shit?
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>>467376414
Iceland normal song unironically my favourite so far
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HOUSE MUSIC LIVES.
based byork
I havent seen a single negroid, what is going on?
>>467376494
The question is random woodland encounter.
>>467376609
I know, it's worrying. Something must be afoot.
GERMANY - ISSAK, Always on the run
https://youtu.be/8b5gcgXcWgk
https://eurovision.tv/participant/isaak-2024
Germany is another automatic to the finals.
This show really moves fast. Not a lot of chatter, etc
>>467376821
Refreshing, as the chatter is usually the worst part of the show.
Can't want for the dumb American mods to take down the threads on Saturday because they're "not politics", lmao.
Hahahaha. She said Loreen was born in space. Hilarious joke.
>>467376654
I'd prefer having a bear trying to kill me in a "random woodland encounter" vs a man armed with even a fucking sharp stick, not to mention actual weapons. No animal can ever approach the danger of another human out to kill you.
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This is clearly a fire hazard!
I like Croatia the best and Cyprus was sexo
>>467374722
>Tee hee, let's use TV to promote hate and discrimination against our brothers, fathers, sons, husbands...
Feminists are the final boss of humanity and the only war that makes sense is the war against them.
>>467377089
>eurovision is not politics
Would someone really?
SLOVENIA - Raiven, Veronika
https://youtu.be/uWcSsi7SliI
https://eurovision.tv/participant/raiven-2024
God, its either cringe, faggotry, or nigger worship.
Dafuq!?
>Tranny vitas on stage as we speak!
>>467376494
>>467377170
>The question they are asking is if a man or a bear is out to kill you
No it's not retard it's just a random man or bear how fucking autistic are you?
>>467377608
And she's defendibg women rights!
who gives a fuck about faggots singing? This is the gayest thread in a 10 board radius.
No lordi? Weird that is the most know Eurovision winner
FINLAND- windows95man, No Rules!
https://youtu.be/8Wi7fhswoBA
https://eurovision.tv/participant/windows95man-2024
WARNING: THIS IS A LEGIT MINDFUCK.
>>467377608
suprisingly not actually a tranny
we sent 3 of those though already in the past at same time
I heard CRT monitors or TVs is a pretty good way to to disrupt the various spectrometers the feds use.
All of those songs sucks lmao every year. Imagine watching that shit. Just European subhumans could do it.
I'm glad my country doesn't participate in this gay show
>>467377898
Based finns sending a troll song
>>467377947
Sounds like those grapes are real sour huh?
>>467378020
humiliation ritual. we had john cena do it here
>>467370653
https://eurovision.tv/event/malmo-2024/participants
just take a look at this clownfest and see why globohomo needs to die a paintful death
>>467377908
They literally emit all kinds of radiation, infrared, microwave, even some gamma rays so they literally noise pollute just about any kind of spectrometry they might be using.
>>467377510
Yes, a random man is more dangerous to you than a random bear. How much of a weak sissy cuck are you to think you are less dangerous than a bear? Man own this world, not bears, for a fucking reason. You would need no more technology than a fucking sharp stick to be more dangerous than a bear, if you think otherwise you underestimate your own might to a frankly ridiculous degree.
MOLDOVA - Natalia Barbu, In the Middle
https://youtu.be/Jom9sNL5whs
https://eurovision.tv/participant/natalia-barbu-2024
>>467378063
Bold words from the nonbinary pagan tranny bikini song country.
>>467378175
>.0000043% chance to be murdered or sexually assaulted by a man per encounter.
>.0086207% chance to be attacked by a bear per encounter.
>>467378175
I applaud your dedication to the bit.
My country is probably only one from Europe who doesnt participate there for many years <3 we are based as fuck
>>467378250
Who said i like our shit entry
>>467378391
Why do you feel an autistic need to repeat the fact you are not in it over and over like anyone cares?
SWEDEN - Marcus & Martinus, Unforgettable
https://youtu.be/yekc8t0rJqA
https://eurovision.tv/participant/marcus-martinus-2024
Sweden are also automatically in the finals.
>>467377406
We have this problem EVERY year with American jannies because they don't know shit.
>>467378495
The poor fella is not getting the (you)s he desires i assume.
wonder which of those brothers is the bottom. cuz you just know.
>>467378495
stfu you stupid bitch, I'm spreading the word
>>467378562
Haha! Ok, I guess I've been oblivious to the stupidity of man
>>467378562
OP here. I made this general early so jannies wouldn’t be pissed, but there’s already competing threads shitting up the catalogue.
There’s also a sickies thred on /int/. So I doubt I’ll make this again. I’ll just head to int and post there.
>>467378661
Shut
Up
Norway will not accept this slander of our heroic duo.
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why do all the women look like trannies
Slovakia doesn't participate in this gay show
>>467378808
Awww
Eurovision on pol is a dear tradition .
>>467378892
wouldnt touch that with a stick, i hope based Azeris wont be trannies and faggots
AZERBAIJAN- FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov, Özünlə Apar
https://youtu.be/NNhAk4rVgNc
https://eurovision.tv/participant/fahree-ilkin-dovlatov-2024
Bringing the real national flavour.
>>467378941
jannies too busy being on trans discord servers to know that
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I'm gonna jerk off to Olive Glass. You faggots keep watching this, fucking gaylords
>>467379057
I mean we also have Azerbaijan right now and Australia coming up
>>467379057
why are goyim to lazy to google?
Have all the negros been replaced with gays or something?
>>467379169
at least they arent dancing naked with the windows 95 logo
>>467379169
Great song tho. Thats enough in slopvision
>>467379163
The cattle cannot be expected to think for themselves.
>>467379227
Seems like it. I'm ok with that though
>>467379169
>we habe tranny bitas
>we habe b-bitas
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NIGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CUNTS - Electric Fields - One Milkali (One Blood)
https://youtu.be/tJ2IaHxCvdw
https://eurovision.tv/participant/electric-fields-2024
Australia IS a european nation.
>>467378020
I think it's Finland's fuck you to the eurovision for what judges did last time.
Käärijä was based and the absolute audience favorite, but judges gave it to Sweden that performed an unoriginal slob song.
>>467379370
ahahahahahahah the state of fagstralia
>>467370653
>trannies.
>ireshits send literal satanist.
>nigger from australia.
Kek
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Ok yeah Australia is going to win this year, I promise. This song started strong.
>>467379364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1NS1vEhSg
>tranny abo and sick bogan is the best entry thus far
For fucks sake AUSTRALIA ISN'T EVEN IN EUROPE
>>467379113
>we also have Azerbaijan right now and Australia coming up
Both are more European than Pissrael, Australia is literally European ethnically speaking.
>>467379431
>YOU WILL WATCH IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT CHUD
kek
Has Ireland been on yet? We have a tranny this year so we might win
>>467370653
the homo-satanic ritual that captivates Europe is so amazing!
>>467370653
Is this nigger seriously shilling for tranny vision on /pol/
Jesus fucking christ, why is it all fags and trannies? We need to forcefully cleanse this world
>>467379480
i was literally born in europe you cuck, whiter than your med ass
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They came from a land down under,
where women ….
>>467379113
You stupid amerimutt. Russia was kicked and Israel wasnt
>>467379456
I cannot disagree with you. Best song so far.
>>467375583
Our song and Ukraine were the only sane songs this year.
>>467379584
Aren't you a kike? At least 50% of your disgusting blood is tarnished, you're not European.
Only
1.Moldova
2.Iceland
3.Poland
4. Mini Turkey
Deserve to go through
PORTUGAL - iolanda, Grito
https://youtu.be/K5wDGhcDSpQ
https://eurovision.tv/participant/iolanda-2024
Just one more left
eurovision song contest livestream
https://www.robotstreamer.com/robot/8250
>>467379392
Yes, and only to piss on all female swedish (actual) singers. A fucking half nigger only two timer? With two shit songs? Nope
>>467370653
This year is an even more of a porn show
>>467379767
You sent a tranny satanist, your opinion is void.
No one outside of Europe should even be in this fucking thing to begin with lol
>>467370653
I hope Ireland wins it, the song is obviously about migrants
ukraine will win again because of sympathy votes. uk zero points
>>467378020
I like how the windows icon is hilariously badly censured. I thought this was only in Sweden because of our rather strong "no product placement on state tv" but apparently not.
>>467378020
I even like them that guy seems autistic. Windows 95 fits
>>467379929
She has too many clothes on, how does she expect to win?
>>467379915
Your song is boring Serbshit. Better hope your diaspora aboard saves your ass
Every country who participates in this shit needs to be purged
last up
LUXEMBOURG- TALI, Fighter
https://youtu.be/6CNuXpdyYmE
https://eurovision.tv/participant/tali-2024
>>467380075
>eurovision
>not political
KEK!!! sit down mutt.
>>467380075
Eurovision is one of the most political fucking shitshows on this earth. Also most of us are here to see if the audience boos Israel
I'd give this bitch one, if you know what I mean
>>467380075
>Eurovision not political
>political voting takes place
anon ..
Man all these songs are lame as fuck and easily forgettable
>>467380189
Israel isn't showing today no? It's second semi-final right? I don't know how this shit works
I'm just going to catch this replay instead. I'll make better use of my time
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>>467380075
The entire reason eurovision was founded is political dummy.
>>467380187
Probably you lot, coz it was an excellent performance
>>467380187
Norway must be the win. It's the White Power option.
bros.... maybe antisemitism is bad, HHHHNNNNGGGG, I FEEL CHANGED!!!!! KIKETTE IS FIRE!!!!
>>467379436
Annexation of Finland by Russia is suddenly not such a bad idea
>>467380343
I like it hope we go to Oslo next year
>>467380352
didn't they say her dad was a jew and her mother italian, or the other way around?
>>467380343
>Norway winning
You mean Sweden wins again?
>>467380189
I fully expect that audio to be silenced. They have their tv tricks
>>467380257
It's like that every year lol. Europeans are just that bad
>>467380396
What did Australia mean by this?
>>467380507
Shut up! It's our turn already!
>>467380470
>Golergant was born in Israel to a Peruvian Jewish father and an Israeli mother.
she's 100 percent KOSHER
>>467380634
That's why we stole your artists.
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SHOWS OVER!
VOTING OPEN!
EVERYONE CAN VOTE (even non participating countries)
https://eurovision.tv/vote
https://www.esc.vote/
KEEP DISCUSSING!
Performances will be posted on the Eurovision YT channel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCRpjHHu8ivVWs73uxHlWwFA
(As mentioned I made this general early so jannies wouldn’t be pissed, but there’s already competing threads shitting up the catalogue. There’s also a sickies thred on /int/. So I doubt I’ll make this again. I’ll just head to int and post there)
>>467379436
Even the voice in the beginning he sounds like a dollar store Gunther knockoff. The guy who made the ding dong song
alright, seems like the faggotry is over for now. imma go have some tea
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>>467380414
I meant the luxembourg half jewess, but picrel was yeah, very australian
>>467370653
Politics aside, Ukraine had the best song so far
>>467380890
They are one of the stronger candidates dor sure
>>467380890
It was pretty good. I did like the Icelandic and swedish one too though.
>>467380890
you're not even european kike lol
>>467380729
Here join this thread instead of going over to the sickie side
>>467375377
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>>467380075
You!
>jag har väntat på din ankomst
So you are here now ?>>467377406
>>467379057
Because it isn't about Europe, it's about who pays the owners of this retarded shit
>>467381102
Lower your tone when speaking to your superiors
>>467381543
Agreed.
Tied with cyprus for best babe
>>467381102
>NOO YOU ARE NOT EUROPEAN!! YOU ARE SEMITIC!!!
>NOOO YOU ARE NOT MIDDLE-EASTERN!!! YOU ARE EUROPEAN KHAZAR!!!
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