I Love You Ebola Chan!

I found this classic recently on an Ebola-Chan website. I forgot just how much some of the anons really went all out. I don't think I saw this one in collages, but I might have missed it

>>535934043
I remember this one from 2014, I wanted anons here to recreate these.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>535934043
Their prayers got answered with corona.
Man another global chimp out would be comfy.

>>535934043
>>535934213
Artwork and shrines keep ebola-chan happy guis!!!

>>535933790
>>535934213
Ebola-chan just flew over my house!

>>535933790
Why do you want this op?

>>535933790
I am become death, destroyer of niggers and jeets

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>535933790
>Deaths: 263
lol, still only 263.
How many days has it been stuck at 263? Four days? Five days?

>>535934862
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>535934874
Is it the actual Gary from so long ago?

>>535933960
>>535934213
>>535934862
Why were the hantavirus and ebola generals filled with this gay shit

>>535934043
>>535934074
The only thing you will get is AI slop from brain damaged retards.

>>535935083
It's always been that way. It's the culture here.

>>535935083
>newfag doesn't understand /pol/ culture or history
Go be a newfag shill elsewhere
All oldfags know Ebola Chan

>>535935116
Probably correct anon, I made this >>535934256
in hopes of getting anons to do similar things but that didn't work.

>>535935116
Cope

>>535935243
>>535935287
Only us two made anything anon. That's not a great look....

>>535935204
>we're trying to relive a 12 year old nothingburger
Not the biggest flex but have fun

>>535935243
I can't find any skulls or anything else good when I checked a couple stores. Too bad it's not near halloween, when full sized skulls are sold everywhere, along with fake blood tubes and cheap spooky looking thick voodoo style candles. All I have are those 22oz Yankee candle jars, and the thin candles I saw just don't do the job. Votives are cheap enough, but can't be used by themselves without the fatass candles with wax dripping over the sides

>>535935559
Ain't that the truth. There is nothing to really work with which is why I just drew a quick ebola chan picture and put a candle infront of it. I thought about making fake blood but I made this after a shift and was far too tired.

>>535935729
I was thinking about how it would have been perfect if I had found a skull, and had cut myself (badly) when I had a skull, versus last month (wouldn't stop bleeding for a while)
But also remembered corn syrup and red food coloring is usually used. I forget if corn starch is used in some versions. I remember Dexter had mentioned the perfect blend on the show, as a forensics spatter expert

>>535933790
Stop trying to make ebola virus happen
It's never going to happen

>>535935618
>we were influential to niggers in africa
that's crazy, anon

Friendly reminder that they are not releasing the sequencing data for this strain of Ebola because it is another patented bio-weapon. The last patented bio-weapon that got released caused global lockdowns. Get your TP now anons. Get your TP now

>>535936046
You can use a few things, ground coffee beans and red food coloring work i heard. I did think about giving myself a prick with a knife or pin but wasn't really feeling it at the time. My printer also broke so I can't even print out Ebola-chan pictures to use.

>>535936460
There will be no TP come september anon. This isn't just about hanta or ebola, it's a bunch of events coming together all at once to fuck over everything.

>>535935729
>>535935559
Kek then again maybe I can redo this altar using the same picture, and prick myself and just put a blood smear on her hat. Add a few more probs like a mask and a knife?

>>535936823
props*

>>535934043
Be careful what you wish for Anon. I did this kind of cheapo worshipping magick for Corona-chan's Delta variant, and then I got sick with it. Nasty flu with lingering cough. I am pureblood, and never before had I felt really sick with the 'rona.

Well, what can I say. The magick worked. If you call upon a pathogen, the definition of success is that you get pozzed by it. Maybe y'all want to reconsider, and call instead other entities that won't try to consume you alive. No disrespect to Ebola-chan, but that's what she does.

>>535936663
>This isn't just about hanta or ebola, it's a bunch of events coming together all at once to fuck over everything.
Yep. I'm getting a strange feeling about all of this

>>535936823
If you have a color printer, bonus points for color laser (glossy colors). You can just print out Ebola-Chan artworks. Possibly even use an xacto knife, or guillotine slicer to remove the white border edges. Possibly make it larger by connecting 2-4 sheets of paper wirh the white borders removed, with the image enlarged and split between then to nake a large image when glue sticked/taped from behind together. Bonus for picture frames, but only if done well with it matching the aethetic. No need to make new artwork yourself, when there's literally hundreds online across the MANY Ebola-Chan websites. I haven't even gotten to the deviant art site Ebola-Chan's yet. It kills me that this couldn't have happened near halloween, when skulls and other spooky shit is super easy to find everywhere (and cheap)

>>535935559
It will happen when the weather cools.

>>535937683
I don’t anon, unfortunately all I got is a pen and paper, no frame really to use either. I’ll think of something when I get home I think.

>>535939279
If you have access to a color printer, use that. Just find a high res version of the artwork from the OG Ebola Chan threads, or do a reverse image search in a search engine. No need for a frame

Remember when covid was analyzed and it was this amalgamation of multiple viruses and it was CLEARLY MAN MADE? If they aren't letting us see the Ebola sequence it means that IT IS MAN MADE TOO. Got a source saying that this new Ebola sequence is being kept secret?

REMEMBER THIS?
https://counterinformation.wordpress.com/2022/03/07/moderna-patented-key-covid-spike-protein-sequence-in-2016/
>The genetic sequence patented by Moderna is part of a human DNA repair gene called MSH3
>This patented sequence is found in SARS-CoV-2’s furin cleavage site in the spike protein - the part that gives the virus such easy access into human cells
>the chance that SARS-CoV-2 would have randomly acquired this furin cleavage site through natural evolution is 1 in 3 trillion
>a sequence of the virus’ spike protein is a 100% match to a modified messenger RNA (mmRNA) sequence patented3 by Moderna in 2016.

IN 2016 THEY PATENTED THE PART THAT MADE IT SO CONTAGIOUS

If they could modify a mostly harmless virus to be so contagious (by adding a furin cleavage site) what stops them from doing it with a vastly more deadly virus?

Decades ago this kind of ability was limited exclusively to superpowers spending billions of dollars - Now it can probably be done in any countless number of labs all over the world - Maybe this Hanta isn't world ending - Maybe this new Ebola isn't either - But at some point WE ARE BASICALLY GUARANTEED to have an outbreak that is incredibly transmissible AND incredibly deadly

I keep seeing stories of AI designing some new protein - that nobody would have been able to come up with - not even in 1000 years

LIKE THIS
https://www.ipd.uw.edu/2023/07/ai-tools-are-designing-entirely-new-proteins-that-could-transform-medicine/

SO WHAT THE HELL STOPS SOME ONE FROM USING AI TO DESIGN A SUPER VIRUS?

>>535939590
Don’t even have access to a colour printer at the moment which I should really get since my last one broke, I do need help tho, I can’t do it all lol

>>535939893
When you eventually buy one, check out dwal sites in australia to find out which ones take cheap cartridges & then search for a deal on the model printers that take that carteidge. As the printers go for ⅓ to ½ the price on sale.
Some cartridges have chips which means it'll stop when you still have ink/toner left in it & can't refill them without buyjng a chip. The 3rd party cartridges are also more expensive with chips
>(I was getting B&W laser toner, 2500pg, constantky for $5, as low as $3.5 on super duper sales. While the chip model one never dropped below $11-13 and very rarely- 2x/yr VS 2x/mo when deals were common. I bought my printer purely due to it taking the cheap cartridges)

For inkjet, many take $1.50 cartridges (per color) when you buy in bulk. But requires 3 colors + black = $5-$6 for 300pg. While I did B&W for $3.5-$5/2500pg. Color laser toner is expensive, but you can often get OEM's cheap on ebay for certain colors that ppl no longer need ($11/1000pg VS $70 retail) Or maybe half the price for 3rd party if you can find a sale (rarely on sale) Refilling the color toner I never did, since it ended up being cheaper to get full cartridges from ebay & amzn.

I used to refill B&W laser in college for $5, and the built in drum lasted 2 refills. My current one has a separate drum that lasts over 10k pages, which is part of why my cartidges are so cheap. Plus sites pay you for your old cartridges for them to refill. Maybe $1.5-$2/each, if you send a bunch together in the prepaid mailer, making the costs even cheaper

>>535941352
Researching printers is ultra important. Since the printer itself is usually the cheap part in the long term. With ultra cheap printers usually having expensive cartidges. Or worse, some cheap printers are subscription, which charges you monthly to print. They give you the ink with that fee or some shit. But if it expires, any ink left in the cartridge is unusable till you pay again. Spending a fortune yearly. While with a laser printer it never dries out, and for B&W I'm still on the same $4 cartridge from 4yr ago

>>535934983
yes

>seven countries impose travel restrictions due to Ebola.

What do they know that we don’t? What’s more strange is it’s unlikely Africans go to these places?

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2026/5/28/ebola-outbreak-what-travel-restrictions-have-countries-imposed

>>535943527
Those jeets are good for the economy anon! We still don’t know if there are any positive cases there yet.

rollins for the discovery that the new pneumofecal Ebola also asymptomatically infects one specific undiscovered species of bird that continually migrates back and forth between the cannibal camps of the Congo and the feces-falls of the upper Ganges.
as the one who hypothesized the existence of this bird I believe I am entitled to naming rights.
I hereby nomininatize it “THE ETRUSCAN NIGGERBIRD”

I believe I am also entitled to royalties

>>535944262
>three 53’s in a row with the timestamp
good enough for me, let’s go niggerbird let’s go

>>535934862
>THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
>I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>535944382
I have been cranking my hog to Ebola-chan daily since 2014. I believe at this point I have offered her enough spilt sneed that she could manifest in a life-sized flesh body formed entirely of sperm. And I know that I am not alone. She am become legion.

>>535933790
I want a giant ebola mommy to step on me

>>535934983
The original Gary died of covid this one is an impostor

>>535945715
maybe he was stepped on by a giant Ebola-chan, we need to see her toes to check

>>535945715
>The original Gary died of covid this one is an impostor

How many impostor Garys are we on now? 2? 3?

Contagion of conspiracy theories makes Ebola epidemic harder to contain

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/ar-AA24ab0T

>As a deadly outbreak of Ebola spreads through the eastern Democratic Republic of Congo, one conspiracy theory is that nonprofit workers brought the disease to get more money. Another is that the outbreak has been fabricated to frighten the population and gain access to minerals, including gold

>There are people who refuse to accept that preventing the spread of Ebola, which is transmitted through contact with the bodily fluids of an infected person, requires forgoing some traditional funeral rites. And there are others who do not believe Ebola exists at all — it is a fiction, they say, to steal aid money

>Last week, a group of young people unable to believe that their friend, a 30-year-old soccer player, had died of Ebola decided to take back his body by force, attacking a hospital in Rwampara and forcing health workers to flee. Amid the chaos, six patients also fled

>The tradition is that, after someone dies, people “stay with the body for one or two days at home, they eat and feast,”

>Local aid groups said one theory shared by many residents is that nonprofit workers are responsible for bringing Ebola, in order to get more money

>“It’s led them to not trust the doctors; there’s rumors that doctors are giving people Ebola with injections”

>there isn’t even a separate building for treating Ebola patients at the hospital

Analysis-'Breakneck' Ebola epidemic in Congo outpaces world's response

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ar-AA24bgFA

>Attacks on health facilities make tracking cases and their contacts nearly impossible

>In eastern Congo, the worst-hit area, hospitals have been attacked and isolation tents burned by angry mobs reclaiming bodies of loved ones, apparently unaware of risks from infectious corpses

>Some cases are disappearing and other suspected cases are not being reported because of the mistrust

>In West Africa, people hid, thinking, "What's the point of dying and having my family unable to recover my body?"

>>535944625
>>535945945
Ebola chan is not for sexual! She requires blood sacrifices not coom!

https://tv9gujarati.com/gujarat/breaking-news-vadodara-first-suspected-case-of-ebola-1453761.html

>Taking News: Tantra Alert, the first suspected case of Ebola in the state, a total of 11 people in Isolation

>Two young friends as well as their exposed doctors are now quarantined. So a total of 11 people to come by traveling to the countries of Africa are kept in Isolation. The patient has not been confirmed whether the ebola has occurred. The sample is sent to Pune for investigation. However the patient stayed at the Vadodara Hotel for 5 days. Then who came in contact with him. And where-eat was gone. An investigation has been conducted on that. So the current Ahmedabad International Airport has also increased the watch. Tourists coming from African countries are being intensively checking.

Gujarat, India

11 in isolation

>>535935173
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!

>>535936460
>>535939798
https://virological.org/t/initial-genomes-from-may-2026-bundibugyo-virus-disease-outbreak-in-the-democratic-republic-of-the-congo-and-uganda/1032

https://github.com/INRB-UMIE/Ebola_DRC_2026

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/

https://pathoplexus.org/

https://inrb-umie.github.io/EBOV2026_Epidemic_Dashboard/

>>535933790
>Giant Ebola-chan

Do you ever wonder like, what if the universe is like 1 cell or just a part of a cell, and we are all floating in some giant girl? I think that's too big but I really want a girl of of large stature to crush me. Maybe 50 meters tall.

On my way to #DRC.

Ebola is back. Ituri province is bearing the brunt. I will be on the ground with our
@WHO
teams, partners, and the extraordinary health workers who have never stopped fighting, all working under the leadership of the Government of DRC.

16 times, this country has defeated Ebola. The 17th will be no different. But we must act now, together.


Teds on his way, never fear

>>535948616
May be get shot dead by a nigger (likely).

>>535946873
>eating food with a corpse for days
kek
Just let the niggers spread it please.
>>535946960
>burned by angry mobs
Based
>>535947349
Good luck and much love Ebola chan!

I have told you every single day to get the hell away from /pol/

I told you in 2017.
I told you in 2021.
But I'm done telling you in 2026.
You were all right. Something is happening.

>>535949011
I saw Kenyans were threatening to burn down the US Ebola Quarantine facility at the Laikasha Air Force Base

Pic related is the project lead for Ebola situation and he hasn't publicly confirmed he knows its airborne. Australia is increasing their hold times for Andes Virus quarantines to June 23rd.

>>535944262

May our beloved Ebola-Chan fly on the wings of the Etruscans niggerbird back and forth between the cannibal camps all over central Africa and the polluted waters of mother Ganges and spread redemption!
Love Ebola-Chan.
Amen!

>>535933790
New lockdowns coming

>>535950170
>niggers in africa most at risk
>jews lock down White nations
I cluld see that happening.

>>535948616
holy fuck this dude’s ego is blasting through his writing. you can assume things will likely go to shit under ‘leaders’ like him that love to cosplay as batman. FULLY REGARDED

>>535950250
Do gooders will perish anon, one way or another Ebola-chan will spread her love to the entire world.

Hanta chan sends her love.

>>535933790
I Love You Ebola Chan, The goddess of love and Afrocide.

Trying to find an actually decent AI video generator. I found that actually works well, but it is ridiculously expensive: like $40 CAD for just 120 videos monthly. That's like 4 videos a day, maximum.
Help me out, anons. I NEED a good AI video generator!

>>535951524
Meanwhile? I am doubtful that Grok Imagine will produce the desired results...
Just look at how terrible this is!

BREAKING: SUSPECTED EBOLA CASE IN AUSTRIA.
A patient who recently returned from Uganda has been hospitalized in Upper Austria (Urfahr-Umgebung district) with symptoms consistent with Ebola infection.
The individual is in isolation, condition stable, and being transferred to a specialized facility in Vienna for further testing.
Risk to the public is currently assessed as very low. Contact tracing underway.
This comes amid the ongoing Bundibugyo Ebola outbreak in the DRC/Uganda region.

Sources: Austrian health authorities.

>>535951524
The biggest problem is that you typically need multiple prompts to fine-tune things... And just like that, you have run out of usage on Gemini.

I guess Hantavirus burnt out? That general has disappeared

>>535952116
Seems that way. Poor hanta never made it to India to meet up with her good friend ebola

>>535952116

HANTA IS A SLOW BURN

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE INCUBATION TIME

THIS COULD TAKE MONTHS FOR JUST A FEW GENERATIONS OF TRANSMISSION

AND THEN IT POPS UP ALL OVER EVERY MAJOR CITY ON THE PLANET ALL AT ONCE

The incubation time for covid is:
>Alpha variant: 5.0 days
>Beta variant: 4.50 days
>Delta variant: 4.41 days
>Omicron variant: 3.42 days

The incubation time for other stuff is:
>Other coronaviruses: 3.2 days
>Influenza A: Around 1.5 days
>Parainfluenza: 2.6 days
>RSV: 4.4 days
>Rhinovirus (causes the common cold): 1.4 days

The incubation time for hanta is:
>1-8 WEEKS

THIS IS WHY WE ARE LETTING OUR GUARD DOWN

OUR COLLECTIVE ATTENTION SPANS HAVE BEEN MELTED

BUT HANTA IS STILL OUT THERE SILENTLY SPREADING

ALSO... KEEP IN MIND...

Many of the people that go home won't take the isolation protocols as seriously as they should and at least a few of them will pass hantavirus on to their family members who will then infect half of a school or half of an office building or half of wherever they spend their time - and then at that point THE OUTBREAK IS NOT CONTAINABLE

>In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
>In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
>In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate
>In the 2018 outbreak 18% of the infected people took longer than 28 days to incubate

I feel like I am taking crazy pills every time I learn something new about how this is being handled

THE HAPPENING HAS NOT BEEN AVOIDED - NOT YET - NOT BY A LONG SHOT

Isn't it crazy how most respiratory viruses resolve themselves after your infected but Herpes, hpv, hiv are all like lifelong diseases that you have to be on medication forever. Imagine if you got flu once and had to take meds for it forever. Wouldnt that be the best virus for elites cause if you don't comply you'll die slowly but if you do as your told you'll get pill to live for next day.

Best I could do, somewhat imperfect
>Why does she (Vaxx-chan) have a tail??
Thanks, Gemini

It’s been revealed many times that they plan on killing like 5 billion people by 2030, I thought Covid was the start of that but seems like it was just the warm up

>>535954538
We don't need to worry about AI replacing us when there's nobody to replace! The rest will own nothing and be happy in 2030

This was a pain to make

>>535954606
The own nothing and be happy has been here all along.

Loans

Alright anons, I've upped the game a bit here, I remade the shrine and pricked myself with my kabar knife and smeared some blood on a sheet. Didn't hurt that much and I CBF making fake blood (Work a physical job so a little cut doesn't bother me).

I think it turned out quite well.

>>535933790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DEQuCqbOBI

>>535955175
Next level!
Surely, she will spare you when the worldwide pandemic starts
>Fuel Lockdowns
>Worldwide Pandemic
>No Vaccines
>No Food
>Chaos In The Streets

>>535955462
She will protect all who believe in her anon!

>>535955560
Will have to create my own shrine, eventually. Have candles, but no lighter. Will have to pick one up after I finish wage-slaving.

>>535933790
GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN! <3

>>535955629
Good luck anon! I just finished wage slaving, be as elaborate as you want I suppose. Plenty of OC content from 2014, but we need new OC content for 2026 and beyond!

>>535955629
lmao look at this nigger who can’t even make fire
maybe you can rub two dicks together
or bang cocks against each other over some dry ass until it makes sparks

>>535955984
Oh yer? Where is your shrine then?

>Spare thread? Spare threads, please?
Poor Hanta-chan! She has no home and now she lives in a box!

>>535936293
Jesus christ. You come off as someone that shouldn't be here. An unironic tourist.

>>535935204
In fairness, most of the best Ebola-chan memes came from 8 chan. Good luck, Ebola-chan!

>>535957131
We get plenty of that around here anon.
>Hanta refugees
>Redditors
>Newfags
>>535957018
Her thread creator abandoned her.

>>535954985
This is adorable

>>535957018
Viruses know how to live off the land

>>535957686
Rat anons abandoned their waifu so fast, it was quite shocking.

What happened with your hanta general kike faggot?

>>535957925
Who are you talking to? I'm not the same person who made the Hanta threads.

2013-2014 Ebola outbreak was comfy times

>>535957783
After seeing a certain something spammed ad nauseam, I'm especially glad to see people giving a thread type a rest when not much is going on.

>>535951524
I would make more but I keep getting banned.

>>535958300
What AI do you use for this? Interested to know! Currently stuck using Gemini and it works, I guess...
>Usage Limits Reached, Try Again Later

>‘Among the things he feared most was death’: the doctors and nurses dying on the Ebola frontline

>Medics battling the incurable disease in Democratic Republic of the Congo working in ‘agonising’ conditions

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/may/28/medical-staff-ebola-frontline-congolese-doctors-nurses-disease

Goddam you know what annoys me anons? Every goddam news site is pay walled now.

>>535958360
Gab.ai and this was either the Kling 3.0 or Seedance 2.0 model

Here's as best as I could do with Gemini
>>535958521
Excellent, will be sure to check out what you mentioned

>>535935083
Been this way for years buddy.

>>535958759
Man, any decent AI is way too expensive! I will stick with Gemini I think, despite the awfully small usage limits

>>535958759
Second Vaccine-chan!

>>535959207
Hopefully fixed!

>>535958759
>>535959207>>535959269
still great work anon, I’m off to bed now but yer looks like Gemini is probably the best thing to use.

>>535957925
We're just taking a little stretch break between facesitting sessions. Don't worry Anon, it'll be your turn with Hanta-chan soon <3

>no parachute
>pointy ears
Sloppy job, Gemini!

Can you fags be bothered to stop jacking it to 2D waifus for just a second and watch for news stories plz? And now they are calling it "highly infectious"?
https://www.dailymail.com/health/article-15855071/Suspected-Ebola-case-Austria-patient.html

>>535935083
newfag, lurk for at least 3000 years

>>535933790
Has India accepted our girl yet?

>>535960913
It's hit or miss with some of the generators.

>>535957131
>>535957282
Lmao coping

>>535958790
>>535961994
Lmao enjoy your nothingburger general, niggers

>>535963100
Sometimes the nothingburger is actually a burger
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/250721608/#250728102

Rolling for a big something burger with lots of dead jeets on it.