>>536254364 >Ebola cases in DRC top 300 as outbreak spreads to more health zones https://www.trtworld.com/article/38a1c51f2f0d

>>536254364 I don’t care until we have .webms of jeets bleeding from the eyes

>>536255482 There very well are jeets bleeding from the eyes as there is a community of 20k+ jeets living in the congo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo–India_relations

>>536254364

>High Court orders Kenya government to release details of Ebola facility https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/2/high-court-orders-kenya-government-to-release-details-of-ebola-facility

Slow day again. If ya want some Reading peek into the hanta quarantines. Very sus. Some can leave some can’t. Some basically under medical martial Law in their homes. Only social media updates of any kind coming from the homosexual PR guy formerly employed by Jerusalem. Just odd all around

YOU STILL HERE TRYING TO POST THIS FAKE AND GAY PSYOPS SHIT NO-ONE IS FALLING FOR? DO YOU LIKE, TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES IN YOUR CUBICLE ROOMS? GO ON, FUCK OFF, YOUR VIRUS FUEL LOCKDOWN BULLSHIT DIDN'T STICK THE FACT YOU HAVE TO SPAM THIS AS IF YOUR THEATER NOTHINGBURGER BULLSHIT IS A HAPPENING JUST SHOWS HOW INORGANIC THIS SHIT IS NO FUEL LOCKDOWNS FOR YOU NOW LEARN HOW TO SWING FROM A LAMPPOST

>>536256783 I hate this, are you the original creator of the hanta threads? They're covering this shit up.

>>536257092 Bump

Hanta and ebola happening at the same time is suspicious. I'm not discounting either nor am I interested in their lockdown crap.

My heart is racing and I woke up too early. I think I’m fucked anons

>>536257121 No I’m not sorry. And I don’t mean to junk Up another general or slide it. Just the info you’re getting makes no sense. Zero content outside of an “influencer” from day one. He just ordered an espresso machine today and put up posters. Like wtf. That’s the news we’re getting

>>536257496 https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/01/health/hantavirus-passengers-home-quarantine https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/hantavirus-cruise-ship-passengers-quarantine-new-york-california-cdc-rcna347843 All negative. All asymptomatic. Yet wildly different protocol

I love you Ebola-chan! Good luck!

>>536257569 >daily symptom monitoring. Why can't they take blood samples and do lab work to determine infection? Maybe that cost too much money.

>>536257569 Yeah, just shows me that the authorities don’t have a concrete understanding of the virus despite assurances they know what it does

>>536257769 That or this is all theatre. That one dude making a fema/COG situation seem like summer camp is troubling. If it’s a nothing burger and no one will ever end up in that predicament, why are you running a commercial for how cozy it is? But ya regardless or take it on its face. They don’t have enough data to make any decisions or make any claims

>>536257990 Sooner of later what is hidden in the dark will come out in the light anon. It's just a matter of waiting.

>>536257990 The hanta threads were very well informed and I haven’t seen any assurance we are out of the woods. I am long

>>536258131 Well there was data to parse and a story line. The Ebola thing is troubling ya, but Nogs stealing bodies and taking them on bike rides while burning down hospitals. Kinna hard to put that on a chart

>>536258131

>>536258227 Ebola thing is quite involved anon if you look into it. There are a bunch of mining companies owned by foriegn nationals. 20k+ jeets, 50k chinks, bunch of americans. Ever wonder why those ebola scares happened in europe, australia, brazil and india? It's because foriegn nationals run those mining operations and they pay off the congo government to push whatever narrative they want to keep operations ongoing. Including giving fake case and death counts.

6 new cases in Uganda announced today

>>536258227 Andes in an international setting is a much more novel situation that hasn’t happened before and piqued my interest. Ebola blowing up at the same time is odd and diverting attention

>>536258388 Uganda? More like Ligma Ligma nuts

>>536258388 Nice anon, as cases grow in Uganda I think they have less reason to lie about it than the congo so we may finally get some good news happening.

>>536258387 >>536258418 Agree on both. Ya even here lot of travel between the drc and Vancouver But I’m with my burger friend. We haven’t seen this magic trick before. Waiting for the “influencer” to take a sudden turn for the worst

It’s time for the daily raping of moderna shareholders. Why do they hate is pollacks?

Our president allows undocumented immigrants into the country, many of them who pass through Uganda. We might actually be fucked

>>536258559 I didn't save any moderna chan gifs either anon. None for you until canuck anon finishes his shift at mcdonalds.

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/congo-re-opens-airport-centre-ebola-outbreak-2026-06-02/?taid=6a1edc0806c0a5000181292f Ituri's Bunia airport to re-open with immediate effect Conditions in place for 'gradual and safe' resumption of aviation - transport ministry Official figures show 321 confirmed Ebola cases, including 48 deaths Ebola has reached 15 of 36 health zones in Ituri province kek

>>536258761 >>536258681 Whats happening on the ground anon? Kenya probably is getting more news than us.

>>536254364 >chimpout edition

>>536258749 Not saving Moderna-chan

>>536258749 It’s ok. My bags are my only comfort

>>536258843 Oops, forgot the meme arrow >Not saving Moderna-chan

>>536258885 She is a red headed harlot whore anon. kek.

I am the ultimate meme bag holder My bags stay heavy, my hands stay diamond >Pandemic will happen eventually, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP97XKdBxMw&list=RDbP97XKdBxMw&start_radio=1 I feel like this should be the theme for both hanta/ebola.

>>536259329 Yes, its back on the table see >>536258388 >>536258681

>>536259339 Good pick, anon

>>536259439 >TFW my friend keeps saying im gonna end up on a watchlist for NOTICING too much. His paranoid surely.

>>536256783 And don't forget this was their initial response.

>>536256783 And they didn't tell anyone the didn't/ don't have accurate testing for ANDV version, meaning lots of false negatives.

>>536260015 They didn't have a test because hanta isn't their strategy

>>536259883 Ya went from This to “lolz actually you can’t leave” “We’ll let ya leave actually only if your state approves it and we put unmarked state troopers outside your door, whoopsie” And zeeeeeeerrrrrooooo posts. From them, neighbors, anyone, someone in an airport nothing. Just our Brazilian influencer doing sponsored content from a fema camp for the next 19 days

>>536256783 And I can't find the screen shot, but they introduced the law in early May where they can force you to lock down legally, as opposed to just 'mandate' it like they did with the plandemic. Just under the radar, but for a nothing burger? I don't think so.

https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/democratic-republic-of-congo-rapid-spread-of-ebola-disease-outbreak-deeply-alarming/ >New suspected cases are being reported daily, yet hundreds of samples remain untested.

Here's a good question: is the following meme "racist" or glorifying death? Then again, probably don't need to be worried, not like anyone actually looks at my posts anyways!

>>536260285 >>536260185 Something got them spooked since the passengers got off the ship and they aren’t really advertising it. I think they suddenly realized andes is much more transmissible than they first thought

>>536260285 Ya this is a good string to pull on. Suuuuuuper spooky. Just read through it. They’re classifying it as SARS until trump can add Andes virus to the list of quarantinable viruses. Health freedom and personal choice advocate Dr. jay Bhattacharya signed off on it. Going from “voluntary” to “mandatory” They’re laying some maaaaajor precedent here

>>536260472 Ya or this is all theatre to get their ducks in a row and precedent set for when they actually kick something out over the next few weeks. Idk. But way too many moving pieces for this to be a nothing burger

>>536260396 Kek lots of Hanta refugees in here, yes that’s what we expected Brit bro, soon cases will go to the moon!

>>536260451 if she’s entering India it might make more sense for her to have a passport from Uganda or whatever country the disease most recently erupted in still, I like it

Go have a peek into “operation red card” you’re welcome

>>536260451 That meme imitates life and simply tells the future. How can it be racist when it’s so endearing??

>>536258812 Not much has happened today aside from the Nanyuki protests. Let's see how the week goes

>>536260451 >>536261309 although I guess you could also read it as her already having a native passport for every country in the world, because it’s impossible to keep her out.

>>536257359

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/ebola-outbreak-may-have-begun-in-january-aid-groups-fear/ >If confirmed, the information would suggest that the virushas been spreading uncheckedfor at least four months

>>536261476 Why hasn’t there been an Ebola chan surrounded by tons of jeets? Could use the crazy face version of her for that.

>>536262012 Tons of dead jeets*

>>536261918 If true there has been a very big coverup indeed.

I think God is trying to tell me not to triple down on MRNA, but it’s hard to tell

>>536262456 I think God is telling me that my memes suck, that I should just stop posting That's the vibe I am getting, at least.

>She will never be a meme >She will never get cosplayed The glass ceiling is real... Or so it would seem

Lastly, hanta. 40-50% of the posts, nothing burger demoralization shills. Would have sat at #40 without em. This one. They couldn’t be bothered. Take it for what it’s worth

>>536266280 That's true. Hanta had a huge shill presence, no one cares about ebola.

haven't needed my ebola-chan folder in like 9 years. 2017 i think?

>>536257569 >Two passengers have returned to New York after the state agreed to provide full-time monitoring, according to the State Department of Health >One passenger, who asked not to be named for fear his family might be harassed, told CNN that he was taken home in a chartered plane with two pilots and three medical staff. >He said he was told that a state trooper was posted outside his residence in an unmarked vehicle.

>>536267835 A state trooper and a vehicle. They are paying $150 + an hour to monitor this guy 24/7, wow.

>>536267747 Some anon was dumping a shit ton of artwork some threads ago, it was pretty interesting. I wasn't on those threads but it must've been a nice trip down the memory lane for some

>>536254364 From 1000 cases to only 300. Ebola chan is losing her aura.

>>536267835 Cuz you know when you’re not even sick, not a public figure, not known to anyone, have police presence outside your door 24/7. The first thing you’re worried about is being harassed

>>536268318 Yes, I was there. Some good content got posted! >New tripcode for leaf anon, hopefully this works and I didn't mess it up

And apparently our influencer, whose sister has some spooky connections, has/had the virus? 0:38. Didn’t even correct him https://www.today.com/video/quarantined-passenger-talks-experience-on-hantavirus-hit-cruise-263150661684

>>536268524 Notably, the old Ebola-chan has white wings on her hat, while the new one has black bat wings Australia shrine anon insisted on the bat wings for new Ebola-chan, not super sure why

>>536268613 And they forced him to get rid of his luggage so that’s why he needs to be ordering packages but they left him in the same clothes as he had on the ship? Make it make sense

>>536254364 why is she barefoot

Still waiting on Giphy to manually approve all my GIFs... And yet, somehow, my view count seems to be going up, not sure how

>>536268649 that explains it. it felt like there was something off about ebola-chan in some of the pictures but didn't realize it was the hat

>>536269463 Women shouldn’t wear shoes. That means they are too far from home

What we need right now is a clear message to the people: Ebola is coming!

>>536272312 Animated

>>536254364 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQmS_yTTpNo

Still waiting on another Hanta thread... Where did all my fellow mouse-anons go? Sad!

>>536274871 Hanta is resting right now. Next time you hear about her it'll be full blown international emergency.

>>536275175 Rest up, little virus! We want you to be ready for your big day at the World Cup!

>>536275567 >Pic related

>>536266280 This. Corresponding with hanta being in the AI populated list of side effects for the clot shots, yeah, I think they want that buried pretty deep. I even had shills on multiple occasions the 70+ pages of side effects for the clot shots are standard SOP. You can't hate them enough.

My fav version of Ebola-Chan has the shirt with... >Hey >Basically I'm just not gonna take the vaccine >I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Thx anon who made picrel

>>536276848 That was me. You're welcome, Anon! I am deeply appreciative that someone likes all the AI slop that I create Thanks! It means a lot to me

>>536260472 >I think they suddenly realized andes is much more transmissible than they first thought Something about this whole thing has been so sus. Like close contacts getting hantavirus symptoms perfectly timed inside the hantavirus incubation window... but they test negative

>>536254364 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0NoICl7cE

>>536260882 >Ya this is a good string to pull on. Suuuuuuper spooky. Just read through it. They’re classifying it as SARS until trump can add Andes virus to the list of quarantinable viruses. Health freedom and personal choice advocate Dr. jay Bhattacharya signed off on it. Going from “voluntary” to “mandatory” >They’re laying some maaaaajor precedent here Ebola-Chan and Hanta-Chan combined with the World Cup wont be a super spreader event >It will be a GIGA SPREADER EVENT With both viruses there has been so much ball dropping. Wrong variant testing. Africans "freeing" the corpses from being cremated. Poor contact tracing. Quarantine cheaters. That Dutch hospital turning hanta-infected piss into an aerosol and exposing the whole floor of people. They just assumed the birdwatcher on that cruise was Hanta patient zero with no evidence. Something is just really off It seems like there has been this comically absurd degree of fuck-ups leading into the World Cup (probably the biggest single international travel event I can think of) and then where the fuck are we? Mail-in ballots again? Don't forget that the covid mRNA shots damaged billions of immune systems I'm not getting "3 gorges dam will collapse" vibes on all this Something spooky is going on here for real this time

Ituri: A motorcyclist transporting a lifeless body was intercepted at the entrance to Bunia https://acp.cd/province/ituri-un-motard-transportant-un-corps-sans-vie-intercepte-a-lentree-de-bunia/ > A motorcyclist transporting the lifeless body of a man who died in Mongbwalu was intercepted Tuesday at the Foner barrier, located in the Mudzipela district at the entrance to Bunia, by health surveillance teams engaged in the response against the Ebola virus disease, ACP learned from official sources. > "The motorcyclist was transporting a man who was already dead, passing him off as a living person in order to circumvent the health controls put in place as part of the Ebola response," the same sources indicated. > According to them, the deception was discovered during temperature checks at the control station. "The thermal control device displayed a temperature of zero, which immediately raised suspicions and led to a thorough check," they explained. > The relevant authorities immediately intercepted the motorcyclist and took the necessary measures in accordance with current health regulations.

>>536254364 a reminder the baker is a newfag who thinks these threads are personally (((xer's)))

Whatever happened to the Grok guy? The one that was going to buy the expensive plan I feel like I should apologize for calling Grok trash... Not my fault they buried the best image generator for that platform under a menu

>>536254364

Anyone have any more reaction GIF ideas? Looking to generate more, but I am somewhat out of ideas

>>536279822 >1pbtid

>>536279822 Tell us where you think we should be on this worthless board instead of a society ending pandemic? You cunts will die screaming when AI takes your worthless job and they send you to die by drone in Iran for pissreal. Or what, you think you're the kind of useful idiot that gets to live with your secrets?

>When they don't wash their hands properly

>>536285339 Nothing ever happens!!!!

>>536286049 Changed your name and you now have a trip code now! That’s way more noticeable.

>>536286153 This

>>536286427 The only thing that will happen. >1. More Ebola threads to attract more regulars >2. That means more content and reach in other places on the internet. Deaths and cases have already risen and in this thread we now have confirmed evidence of under reporting. The ride is t over yet!

>>536286783 Ebola and Hanta memes are 100% the "next Bitcoin" if a pandemic actually happens Now we can only wait, and hope...

>>536286890 I can’t speak for Hanta, but Ebola is going to be somewhat of a happening.

>>536286890 Some of you guys are sick fucks

You ever wonder about the fact that 4chan is supposedly 30% women? Probably lower than that on /pol/, I just wonder how many female lurkers we have, out of curiosity

>>536286890 Soon!

>>536287099 No? Maybe on /b/ that’s true. Not any other board. On Aus/pol/ threads there was one who I spooked. I was talking about fashion and brands and shein was bought up and then I knew it was a woman poster. I pointed it out but she fled and never posted again lmao.

>>536287302 They do tend to be somewhat skittish, that much is true I would think

>>536287737 Well when they get spammed with show tits with time stamp or gtfo they tend to be skittish. Especially if it’s 5 anons posting it.

>>536287970 Yeah, that is very understandable Better just to larp as a guy or lurk, probably

>>536288220 Pretty much. There might be a few women posters here. The poster saying “some of you are sick” is definitely one. But an ugly, fat and most likely higher and normal self worth I.E a cunt.

>>536288387 I doubt that, actually Not that I am an expert, though If you have enough text you could try putting it through a gender text analyzer >Some of you guys are sick fucks Very strongly masculine, interestingly enough. That being said, not sure how accurate these text tools are

>>536289171 Yer but if you think of an angry white woman, who is outraged. Could be either lmao.

>>536289445 You know what? Now I am curious. I'm putting up an anonymous straw poll for all our thread lurkers, if this is allowed https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1mY50nW How much do you want to bet that we get ZERO women responses? Maybe even zero responses at all?

>>536289788 What time is it where you live? I think that you would get more responses during peak times.

>>536289869 6:37PM. People should be just finishing up wage-slaving, cooking themselves a meal, and browsing threads

>>536289930 Honestly? There may not even be thread lurkers at all. It might literally be just us! But every thread has lurkers, yes?

>>536290081 Not always, I’ll be baking a new thread soon anyways with updated figures so I’ll add your poll in the OP.

>>536290139 Thanks, Australia anon. That would really satisfy my curiosity! Honestly, I wouldn't find it surprising if it is literally just us...

>>536287970

>>536290239 Eh I’d imagine the only people lurking here are glowies, antifa or some other organization that hates us.

>>536290591 Yes, that is a very real possibility. If it turns out to be literally just us with very few lurkers, women or otherwise, I may shitpost a little bit harder.

So, is it bake time soon? Are you pre-baking the next thread?

>>536290765 Yes double down anon it’s the only way.

>>536291008 Soon!

>>536260285 >And I can't find the screen shot, but they introduced the law in early May where they can force you to lock down legally, as opposed to just 'mandate' it like they did with the plandemic Is there nowhere a fella can go to source that claim?

>>536275717 Explain what I'm looking at in your pic? It reade life a random list of conditions, how are they related?

>>536291756 Its a list of side effects in the vaccine insert for Covid shots. Its a CYA document since they know the shot increases your chance of infection for everything.

>>536285339 I make 65k a year in a job that can't be automated even a little. Stay mad.

>>536291135 Migrate >>536291868

>>536291921 Yes sir! Goodbye, thread

>>536291657 https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/us/hantavirus-ebola-quarantine-trump.html

>>536291919 Roofing. Nice

>>536287035 >don't come to the chans tomorrow

>>536291919 I make twice that when i want to, and no poos will ever be entering my field, which is a red seal and opens the world to me. Stay retarded, and don't forget your boosters, wage slave.

>>536279822 >a reminder the baker is a newfag who thinks these threads are personally (((xer's))) what is xer's? I know what ((( ))) means but whats xer's also these bakes are great this could literally be a serious happening so we are tracking it

Picrel is me in a few months