>>536508453

>>536508515 Trump would get mogged by Ebola anon.

Bump.

May everything be wiped clean.

>>536510239 Don’t let the us build that quarantine centre anon!

>>536510441 The government literally couldn't care less about the Kenyans' opinion. We literally vote people in to give them salaries and nothing else. https://nation.africa/kenya/health/duale-we-will-not-consult-kenyans-on-us-ebola-facility--5483968

3 foreigners suspected of ebola being quarantined in India, awaiting test results https://www.telegraphindia.com/india/suspected-ebola-cases-reported-in-hyderabad-and-jaipur-patients-isolated-test-results-awaited/cid/2164150

>>536508453 Bumping for outbreak Stay strong Ebola Chan.

>>536512872 Nuke India just to be sure Ebola doesn’t spread

>>536508453 Numbers finally moving again. NVAX chan's body gets nicer with every death!

>>536514719

>>536514719 Bump

Still waiting for another /HVG/ Time for Global Pandemic General?

>>536515985 Bump

>getting called a faggot because you added male characters to the pandemic universe These threads are always fun...

Thoughts on more potential virus-chans? (Not my photo / art)

I am starting to suspect yall are just chronic masterbators and not actual scientists

Happening is cancelled until there are femboy virus-chans.

Malaria-sama!

Reminder

Reference photo

>>536521294 Time to slurp up some NEW content!

Damn... Getting ALL three characters right is actually very difficult!

>>536522482 Are you using prompts or uploading reference images?

>>536523388 Reference images, mainly. No way that a prompt could do this! It is far too specific.

At least the mosquito wings are correct...

>>536523673 >female

New virus-chan!

Does ebola chan know how to make love?

>>536524809 Ask Australia-anon, he is the Ebola expert But he is probably sleeping right now

Congo Ebola cases jump as CDC warns outbreak could be among largest ever https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/congo-ebola-cases-jump-as-cdc-warns-outbreak-could-be-among-largest-ever/ar-AA24YoqG >Ebola cases in the Democratic Republic of Congo jumped by 71 in a day and another 21 deaths were recorded as health workers expanded testing in the mining town where the outbreak is believed to have begun, pointing to an epidemic that may be much bigger than previously understood >The infections brought the number of laboratory-confirmed cases to 452 and deaths among confirmed patients to 82, according to a report released Friday by Congo’s National Institute of Public Health >Many confirmed patients developed symptoms between May 14 and May 23, followed by a second cluster of symptom onset between May 25 and June 3, health officials said >The pattern suggests the virus was continuing to spread in communities before the outbreak was formally recognized >The finding aligns with a modeling analysis by the US CDC. The high probability of a large outbreak stems primarily from the size of the epidemic at the time it was first detected rather than evidence that the virus is spreading unusually efficiently That last part is the big news - It isn't transmitting that fast (they say) - They just caught it late ALSO >analysis estimated the most likely spillover date ranged from late January to mid-February So maybe Feb 1 is when it went from animal to human? HOW BIG WILL IT GET? >Under a scenario in which only 20% of infected patients are rapidly identified and isolated, CDC projected a 65% chance that the outbreak could exceed 20,000 cases within three months. If roughly 70% of patients are isolated, only about one in 20 simulations resulted in outbreaks exceeding 10,000 cases

I am the "king" of this specific meme niche, at least on X, at least for now. There is genuinely no alternative... I'm the only one creating consistent content. King Archie... That's a nice title!

>>536527241 But, being serious, I really wish other anons would join me on X and start their own meme accounts. Then maybe things would be a little less lonely...

>>536520739 She can double as the New World Screwworm currently coming up from Mexico.

>>536527196 >Congo Ebola cases jump as CDC warns outbreak could be among largest ever Spreading the love

Here's a new NVAX girl for your enjoyment

Let's make it two

>>536508453 "I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN"

>>536508453 updoot this post if you want to have SEGGZ with EBOLACHAN

>>536528735 She will love you to death

>>536508657 I don't think so

>>536529452 >Posting new slop

>>536529514 God I love the mouse so much. Really makes hantachan the best IMHO

>>536529629 Based mouse anon!

>>536508453 DEATH JABBERS FOR GLOBOHOMO we have seen this movie before

>>536529860 can you make hanta-chan licking a doorknob? and like the mouse is helping too using its tiny little mouse tongue. could be adorable if done right

>>536529980 OMG YOU MENTIONED THE COVID VAX WHAT HAVE YOU AWAKENED IN ME HERE WE GO... DID YOU KNOW... They counted the shot killing you as "you dying because you didn't take the shot". I am dead serious. These are the (((word games))) that they play LET ME EXPLAIN FIRST GO HERE ANONS... >https://howbadismybatch.com/ ANYWAYS LET ME EXPLAIN... If you die in the doctor's office with the needle still in your arm they will count it as an "unvaccinated death" - and that death will be included in the statistics used to convince people to take the shots I am not kidding - If you die in the first 14 days after injection - they count it as an "unvaccinated death" Picrel is from >https://howbad.info/cover-up-of-immediate-deaths.pdf And because you have the covid spike proteins in your body as a result of taking the shot - you test positive for covid - so then they say... >"if only this person took the shot they would't have been killed by covid" TLDR... If you don't have covid... and you die from the shot... >THEY CATEGORIZE YOUR DEATH AS A COVID DEATH >AND THEY CATEGORIZE YOU AS SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE SHOT Also your immune system gets damaged long term. It takes about two months before the shots have "negative efficacy". This is according to the vaccine manufacturers' own data that they were forced to release. And believe it or not - after 60 days - they count you as no longer vaccinated. So then if you die from the shot - they again count it as an "unvaccinated death" The "negative efficacy" shown in their own data is why they tried to bury the studies UNTIL 2076 >Judge: FDA Cannot Have Until 2076 to Disclose Pfizer/BioNTech Vaccine Data https://www.biospace.com/non-profit-group-wins-transparency-lawsuit-over-fda-records-of-pfizer-vaccine-authorization The lesson is - if you want to lie to poison billions - lie in such a comically absurd way that most people can't possibly comprehend the manner in which they were deceived

lab modified ebola so obvious and not organic like last time /pol x/ did this. fuck you.

>>536529860 Look out Hanta chan! Vex chan is sneaking up behind you!

>>536530140 too many people billions must die

ALSO... https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/2381224/judge-scraps-75-year-fda-timeline-to-release-pfizer-vaccine-safety-data-giving-agency-eight-months/ I read the data and they did in fact define the shot killing you as "an unvaccinated death" as long as it killed you in less than 15 days (or more than 60 days) I already shared the graph showing many people died in under 15 days here >>536530140 See picrel for examples of the shot killing people in more than 60 days It was all a trick. They knew the shots cause overall a negative outcome (in the short term) and (in the long term). But the shots *did* help a tiny bit in the intermediate term (with massaged data) They simply defined the only time period that the shots helped - as "vaccinated" They defined the two time periods that the shot caused harm in - as "unvaccinated" Allow me to explain... Because they are tricky and they play sneaky games with data and definitions... >BEFORE THE TWO WEEK MARK THE SHOT HURTS MORE THAN THEY HELP (you are defined as unvaccinated here) >AFTER THE TWO WEEK MARK >and BEFORE THE TWO MONTH MARK THE SHOTS HELP A MARGINAL AMOUNT (and this is only possible after tons of pruning of inconvenient data) (you are defined as vaccinated here) >AFTER THE TWO MONTH MARK THE SHOTS HURT MORE THAN THEY HELP (you are defined as unvaccinated here) Overall the data shows that way more people got killed by the shot than saved by the shot. They just played games with words because they knew most people don't listen very carefully

>>536530247 >too many people >billions must die That is what happens when you WAY over shoot carrying capacity (see picrel)

>>536530140 >>536530330 I hope you anons appreciate how huge this is The covid shots were deadly for the first two weeks >So they just defined that deadly period as "unvaccinated" and said "those people should have gotten the vaccine!" The covid shots were also deadly after the first two months >So they just defined that deadly period as "unvaccinated" and said "those people should have gotten the vaccine!" Imagine finding a corpse crushed by a boulder and saying >I have defined this corpse as "not under a boulder" >This person could have been saved - if only they had a boulder fall on them - they would still be alive!

>>536508453 >>536527992 OP is a faggot who keeps changing the emblem on her hat to bat wings. (((Xhe))) also thinks this is (((xer))) personal thread. (((Xhe))) thinks that these threads wouldn't exist without (((xer))) baking them. When given even the slightest bit of pushback (((xhe))) ragequit, but didn't actually was just kidding XD so random. >fuck OP

>>536508453 I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN!

>>536530790 >Drama in the meme thread

>>536530790 The bat wings look better, the white ones look too fucking angelic anyway. go find another thread to shit up, faggot.

I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memes.

>>536520202 Now that would really open the bloodgates!

>>536508453 You will never be a real pandemic

>>536531455 >I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memes. I feel the same way when stitching together epic screenshots.. in fact.. SEE PICREL

>>536531455 >I feel like one of those monks in the middle ages, faithfully saving and transcribing important works or texts. But instead of texts, it is pandemic-related memes I have added another level

>>536533498 >>536533584 Good work, anon

>>536515985 I’m digging this if ya can swap out 28 Days Later With 2 More Weeks

>>536534289 Anon you can very easily do this yourself

>>536508453 I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CCCCCCHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Surprised that no anons on here have as of yet found my X account... Do you all not use X? First thing that I noticed joining X: there are a LOT of pepe memes

>>536535759 >110 followers not worth my time

>>536536088 Oh wait I'm looking at the wrong one. Only 6 followers.

>>536535759 Don’t use X unfortunately, I didn’t think many people did desu

>>536534548 Phone posting sorry. This made me very happy thank you

>>536534548 Oh ya used gemini I don’t use it Regardless thank you

>>536536088 Which Hanta-chan / Ebola-chan account has 110 followers?? I was under the impression that there weren't any other accounts in this space...

>>536536799 https://x.com/ErrorUFO420/status/2062018833112523131

>>536536799 Honestly, pandemic memes are "ultra-niche". I don't honestly expect to get a lot of subscribers. And making any money is certainly out of the question! As of right, just trying to build a "core" audience of supporters and fans, moving forwards

>>536537240 This reads like it was auto-generated... Still, thanks for posting the account, anon

Does anyone else know of any other memes / viruses that can be or should be revived? Malaria-sama was a good pick, I am thinking Just wondering if there are any more viruses that should be included in-universe

>>536538569 Maybe AIDS-chan, but not 100% certain on that one What would that character even look like? It's not like Ebola-chan or Hanta-chan

>>536538609 AIDS-chan would be a male since AIDS is mostly spread by faggots

>>536538870 Yeah, not exactly the best pick for an anthropomorphic mascot That's what makes this so difficult!

Another, of the vaccine company trio!

>>536539395 Still very much tempted to create a "femboy" character, if not for the one anon who said that he would absolutely deplore such a character